Monday, October 23, 2006

Cro-Magnon and the Saber-toothed Bison

In Paleolithic times, tribes recorded great hunts by painting simplified images of the hunters and the kill. Some of the more commonly depicted animals included a type of bison, pictured below.
Unfortunately for poor Cro-Magnon hunter-man, while the Saber-toothed Bison was no match for his spear, the Four-toed giant Slothcat was waiting in the cave and swallowed that hunter in one bite. Pictured here, the Slothcat is dreaming about an old woman who swallowed a spider that wriggled and squiggled and tickled inside her. Alas, that is another story, for another time. As for tonight, dear reader, we merely caution you to beware gargantuan Stone-age cats that look hungry.Stay tuned to this blog, for tomorrow we will share with you an image or three of China National Day, which is kind of like American Independence Day without all that over-rated freedom stuff to muck it up. Catch you tomorrow!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are very strange... that's why I ruv you :)
Well, that and the fact that you're family and I have no choice.

ShamrockJews said...

hah hah! you will never escape us and our mad prehistoric pets!